Ohhh, I’m glad I’m not an Anthony Weiner,
That is something I just wouldn’t wanna be.
Cause if I was an Anthony Weiner,
Everyone would take a swipe at me.
(Sung to the tune of the Oscar Meyer Weiner song)
Some jokes just write themselves. But on the more serious side, let’s look at this with an analytical eye. If the guy’s account was hacked, I would think the ego thing would kick in saying: “I’m a sitting U.S. Congressman, no one can do that to me. I am gonna burn them, but good.” But, not A. Weiner.
He says we shouldn’t worry about it, it was a prank and we shouldn’t get the FBI or any other law enforcement agency involved on something this silly. They have more important things to worry about right? So, he has hired private companies to look into how this happened, how they can prevent it from happening again, and to save the taxpayers from willful and wanton waste of their money.
Translation: There’s porn on my computer and I want it removed before the authorities get a hold of it.