Freshly leaked from the White House from an unnamed sourced and found in the TPC mailbox, we have the contents of a sensitive letter written to President Obama by the Prime Minister of Israel:
Dear President Obama,
I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request. First and foremost, I will be asking that you return America to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen.
Prime Minister of Israel
Fat chance, but we can fantasize. Can’t we?