Obamaton Model # 36-24-36: The Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Back in June, Barack Obama said about The DNC Chairwoman:

“To Debbie Wasserman Schultz, thank you for letting me in your district. If you’re in the foxhole, you want Debbie alongside you, because not only is she charming and has that dazzling smile, but she’s tough as nails. And that’s what’s needed during challenging times.”

I think he’s blind. But be that as it may, I also notice he never mentioned how smart he thinks she is. That’s because she is not the smartest person they could find for the job, no one else wanted it. The smarter Democrats didn’t want it because they knew that defending Obama’s policies is next to impossible when there is an intelligent debate going on.

In the course of an interview, watch how she answers a direct question about the union thug Jimmy Hoffa’s violent rhetoric from Monday’s big labor rally in Detroit on Monday:

Her programmers have done well.

First, they picked a fully assembled dumb blond who can take orders and spew useless and empty talking points for every question offered. Secondly, she executes her orders very well… and boy, is she ever cute and charming?

Q. What do you think about the violent rhetoric used by Jimmy Hoffa on Monday?
A. We need to focus on jobs and getting this economy going again.

Q. President Obama is losing support from independents and even his base, why do you think this happening?
A. We need to focus on jobs and getting this economy going again.

Q. What is the square root of an isosceles triangle?
A. We need to focus on jobs and getting this economy going again.

Q. What is you favorite food?
A. We need to focus on jobs and getting this economy going again.

Just pop in a disc for the week and she never deviates from the script. She even has radio controlled programming, for when she is out on the road repeating her tired and useless defenses of the worst Presidency ever. Press in the codes, and she can mix up the rhetoric to suit the occasion.

Q. What changes would you make if you were Hitler?
A. It’s all George Bush’s fault. He is Hitler.

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Filed under Administration, Progressives

4 responses to “Obamaton Model # 36-24-36: The Debbie Wasserman Schultz

  1. I saw the interview on Fox. Gretchen made her look like an idiot (I realize it was not hard).

    Obama and company are being asked questions they don’t like. I think they better get used to it. I don’t think this election is going to be McCain part deux.

    • The only real MSM reporter who asks the tough questions (outside of FOX News) is Jake Tapper of ABC. NBC drools over Obama every chance they get and just loves to provoke the GOP candidates to turn on each other, to generate future campaign material.

      This is going to be a very different campaign, especially if Perry is nominated. Did you see the way he handled Ron Paul at commercial break in the debate? He ain’t puttin’ up with any crap.

  2. Press spokesman Carney did the same thing yesterday when asked about Hoffa– just continued to cut back to the talking points. There’s nothing else they can do. This is the biggest exposure of political hypocrisy in a long time.

    • AC, I almost put up the video of the Tapper and Carney exchange where Carney used the exact same verbiage. In addition to being the most hypocritical group of jerks on the planet, they are the most scripted. There must be a Czar that sits over Talking Points E-Mails, someone who sends out the scripts on a regular basis.

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